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MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.
People ask me why I love effects make up so much. This is why.
THE ONLY WAY!!! :D
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
Come on work, hurry up and be over. I’ve got a hot dinner-movie-dessert date tonight!! And yall know I love dinner and dessert!!
I need a naaaaappppp
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